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  • Brandon shared from Learn AppleScript: The Comprehensive Guide to Scripting and Automation on Mac OS X (Learn (Apress)) by Hamish Sanderson, Hanaan Rosenthal
    For instance, if you have a cookie jar you're trying to empty (one cookie at a time), the condition is whether the jar is empty. Here's how you can script it: repeat until (jar is empty)    eat cookie end repeat In the preceding script, which won't run on any of my Macs, the condition jar is empty comes back false as long as there are still cookies in the jar. As soon as there aren't, the loop stops repeating.
    Note: I laughed at this one.
  • Brandon shared from Not Taco Bell Material by Adam Carolla
    The following day I had lesions on my face and in my mouth and a 102-degree temperature. It’s still a mystery exactly what I had. At the time there was speculation that the earthquake had kicked up some stuff into the air that was causing various ailments. Later Dr. Drew announced it was herpes. But that’s Dr. Drew’s answer for everything. He thinks Abe Lincoln was killed by herpes.
    Note: Dr. Drew and herpes.
  • Brandon shared from Not Taco Bell Material by Adam Carolla
    It was at parties where Ray was really in full effect. If there was a cake, his fist was going into it; if there was a shampoo bottle, his dick was going into it; and if there was a pool, you were going into it. Eventually people started throwing themselves into the pool on their own volition. That way they could at least take out their wallet first and not have their shirt ripped. One of our friends, Jack Donitz, saw Ray enter a party and decided to cut to the chase. He slipped off his loafers, took out his wallet, and tossed himself, fully dressed, into the pool. When he resurfaced he found...
    Note: "Don't tell Ray parties"
  • Brandon shared from Halo: The Fall of Reach by Eric Nylund
    “What’s your name?” she asked. “I’m John,” he said. The boy held out his hand. Dr. Halsey didn’t expect physical contact. The subject’s father must have taught him the ritual, or the boy was highly imitative. She shook his hand and was surprised by the strength in his miniscule grip. “It’s very nice to meet you.” She knelt so she was at his level. “I wanted to ask you what you were doing.” “Winning,” he said.
    Note: Six year old Master Chief has a lot in common with Charlie Sheen.
  • Brandon shared from Mass Effect: Deception by William C. Dietz
    “Lizards are big ugly freaks that can’t reproduce because the turians neutered them.
    Note: I love Kai Leng.
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Brandon Pittman