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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    Never using a wash cloth, Gil bathed himself with the antibacterial white bar soap that he refused to use if it was smaller than 25% of its original size. Soap slivers annoyed Mr. Chards.
  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    Never using a wash cloth, Gil bathed himself with the antibacterial white bar soap that he refused to use if it was smaller than 25% of its original size. Soap slivers annoyed Mr. Chards. Before exiting the shower, Gil hand wiped down the glass and metal fixtures
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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    “It totally wasn’t even my fault either,” Ashlynn said as she looked at her two friends. “I mean … it was morning sex, for Christ's sake. Of course I’m going to be gassy. Hello?”
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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    It was then that Kate noticed the giant wet spot on Carl’s belly and groin area. In horror, she took a step back and looked inside toward her white fabric couch. There it was in yellow Technicolor. A giant puddle of pee. 
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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    “He peed on my couch.” Kate said bluntly as she took another sip from her cocktail. “NAWT Sexy!”
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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    “Sportin’ Fetus? Are you serious? Who are you?” she asked, bursting into laughter. “Who says that?”
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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    PEBKAC: (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
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  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    It was at that exact moment that Lexi became acutely aware of how yellow and rat-like Gil’s teeth had become. The combination of diet coke and cigars had turned them brownish yellow and the way his lips pursed as he spat out his words was not unlike a snarling Chihuahua. Suddenly, it was as if a she was seeing him for the first time … and he was unmistakably ugly.
  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    find. “I think this should be his profile pic, don’t you?” Lexi uploaded a photo of Gil circa 1980 complete with porn star mustache, Richard Simmons shorts and a giant yellow Sony Sport Walkman.
  • Jayne shared from FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A 'Jobbus Interruptus' by Jayne Grey
    “He peed on my couch.” Kate said bluntly as she took another sip from her cocktail. “NAWT Sexy!”