About Pseudopretentious

antisocial butterfly. occasional badass. fluent in firearms, knives, and nail polish. lover of leather and high end products. sometimes i don't brush my hair.

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    ‘Three cheeses isn’t a choice, it’s a penance!’
    Note: Terry Pratchett - Unseen Academicals
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    He does not require that we think of Him, only that we think.”
    Note: Terry Prachett - Thud
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    “I’m fed up with you smarming at me smarmily as if you were Mister Smarm!
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    “We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”
    Note: Terry Prachett - The Last Continent
  • Pseudopretentious shared from a Personal Document
    “We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”
    Note: Terry Prachett - The Last Continent
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    There wasn’t anything approaching a straight line anywhere on Mrs. Whitlow, until she found that something hadn’t been dusted properly, when you could use her lips as a ruler.
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    One should always be wary of people who talk unashamedly of “fellowship and good cheer” as if it were something that can be applied to life like a poultice.
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    +++ Out Of Cheese Error +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo From Start +++
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    The path to wisdom does, in fact, begin with a single step. Where people go wrong is in ignoring all the thousands of other steps that come after it.
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    “I resent the implication that I am solely fern fixated,” said Jack Frost. “I can also do a very nice paisley pattern.”