“We need to think about fashion,” she suggested. “Clothes?” I said. “I thought we were going to talk about sex.” “Clothes are all about sex!”
Note: They change appearance
Annie also talked about getting a “Brazilian,” a wax treatment that would remove most of her pubic hair.
Note: Hair change
On this, my first day back in the office after kicking off the sexpedition, my boss blushed when she saw me. Another boss reddened as well. Yet another beheld me, took a few steps back, and asked, “Uh, how’s it going?” He actually circumnavigated me after I answered, as if I’d morphed into some hellion driven by fierce, feral loin power. Strangely—or maybe not—I fancied their reactions. I felt stronger. I felt suave. I felt—gasp—Mediterranean. I’d instantly become an objectified sexual being: That man had sex last night! He’s going to do it again tonight! Wow!
Note: Friends feel awkward
wrote: “You know what I like best about this whole thing?
Note: I feel sexually harassed just reading this!