He hadn't expected to be buggered within minutes of arrival.
Note: well who does
Women had never appealed to him, and he couldn't stomach the thought of deceiving one for his own selfish purposes.
Note: you neednt make us sound like horses
if he applied himself, certainly he could find an amiable man with similar interests and goals in life.
Note: aim high
He pulled a small glass vial from his waistcoat pocket, poured a generous amount of oil onto his palm, and grabbed Arthur's prick,
Note: always prepared. its the boyscott motto