You never see an editor with a hook for a hand.
Note: This is why I lost interest in pursuing a career in publishing.
There’s one hitch. You can’t have sex.
Note: Of course you can't have sex. It's SINGAPORE Airlines.
The level of outrage an individual expresses over cruelty to animals is inversely proportional to the level of outrage they express over cruelty to humans.
Note: Gutfeld's Law of Conservation of Outrage
Blaming your need for porn on the Internet is like blaming your problems with pot on your bong.
Note: I smell a bumper sticker here...