Life will get mad at them, don’t worry.”
“First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that’s not moving makes you an asshole.”
“No. But if you give a shit about what a bunch of people in Denny’s think about you, then the rest of what I was gonna say doesn’t even matter.”
I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole.”