Contrary to what I believed as a little girl, being the boss almost never involves marching around, waving your arms, and chanting, “I am the boss! I am the boss!”
There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time.
Note: :]
Sometimes they ask if you want to hook up your iPod for background music. Do not do this. It’s a trap. They’ll put it on shuffle, and no matter how much Beastie Boys or Velvet Underground you have on there, the following four tracks will play in a row: “We’d Like to Thank You Herbert Hoover” from Annie, “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips, “That’s What Friends Are For,” Various Artists,
Note: so true
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.
Note: baaahh!