your life is easy when you’re the kind of arrogant fuck
Note: The f-word appears 111 times in this book.
idea where to buy hangman’s rope (Bed, Bath, and Beyond?) I
Note: Funny.
I thought about using footnotes but that's become blasé.
Note: Passé
One day you're a bunch of apes walking around throwing shit at each other, the next, you realize you're still a chimp while your buddy thinks he's a holier-than-thou Neanderthal about to create fire, use tools, invent the wheel.
Note: I'm in the mood for some writerly snark from Aaron Goldfarb this evening.