nobody—apart from the cynical lawyers who run the music labels, the lobbying groups, the House, the Senate, and several parasitic law firms like my own. Collectively, we are wholly empowered to fix the entire mess.
“I’m afraid the music industry actually cares immensely about even the remotest markets,” I said. “In fact, almost every contract that it generates contains language like this.”
“Dude, that’s sick,” my cousin snapped, setting down his phone. “The most sustainable restaurant in town, and you’re making jokes about our ecological crisis.”